Warning: Rant ahead One of the curses of aging is recognizing that death is coming like a freight train. I … More

Warning to my beloved readers. This will likely be a long, disjointed ramble in the vein of Grampa Simpson. I’m … More

I’m a serious introvert. It’s made my career in sales a massive challenge. I’ve managed to make it work, but … More

BLACK GOLD! My Obsession With A Campy Datsun Z Commercial Reaches A New High (Low?)

“Fuck it.” Infamous last words, nearly as popular as the meme-worthy “Hold my beer” and “Hey, y’all, watch this!” – … More

I love writing things like this. I love when the failed engineer within gets a chance to dig into something … More

Chris and a brutally fast Lexus terrorize the suburbs.

Behold, my magnificent MS Paint (3D!) skills at work. Imagine the above scenario. Orange blob on the right of your … More

A search for an elusive bolt sends me down the rabbit hole.

Working retail sucks.

People suck.