Warning to my beloved readers. This will likely be a long, disjointed ramble in the vein of Grampa Simpson. I’m … More
I’m a serious introvert. It’s made my career in sales a massive challenge. I’ve managed to make it work, but … More
BLACK GOLD! My Obsession With A Campy Datsun Z Commercial Reaches A New High (Low?)
“Fuck it.” Infamous last words, nearly as popular as the meme-worthy “Hold my beer” and “Hey, y’all, watch this!” – … More
I love writing things like this. I love when the failed engineer within gets a chance to dig into something … More
Chris and a brutally fast Lexus terrorize the suburbs.
Behold, my magnificent MS Paint (3D!) skills at work. Imagine the above scenario. Orange blob on the right of your … More
A search for an elusive bolt sends me down the rabbit hole.
Working retail sucks.
A particularly bad opposing coach gets under my skin.